I'm sitting here watching hours and hours of The Simpsons on dvd, and I can't help but marvel at Ralph Wiggum's ability to bust out with thoroughly amusing and entertaining one-liners; despite his low IQ.
Among my favorites:
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"They taste like burning!"
"It feels all cold and hurty!"
"I'm happy AND angry!!!"
"You choo choo choose me?"
"The pointy kitty just ran away with our key!"
"He's gonna smell like hotdogs!"
"I just made Bart in my pants!"
"I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me!!!"
"The leprechaun tells me to burn things!"
"That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed in the deep end."
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